Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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