If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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