Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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