dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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