She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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