If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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