she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
should my penis look like a turkey
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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