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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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