do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
