A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
honey bunches of taint.
He felt like a one man threesome
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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