I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I will pee on everything he values.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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