the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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