I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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