She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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