We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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