i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I touched a dick in church today
i out mim tonsoeep
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