i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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