just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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