Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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