I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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