marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
only you would photoshop your dick
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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