The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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