butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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