What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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