I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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