can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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