I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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