Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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