Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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