Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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