but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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