last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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