CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
How naked do you want me to be?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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