she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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