Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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