whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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