Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He's on the porch naked. Help.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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