Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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