Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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