Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
