There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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