Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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