i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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