What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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