thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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