Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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