Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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