surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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