The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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