He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize