Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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