Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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