Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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