Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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